Thursday, January 20, 2011

Sword Heaven - Beatings, cdr, 2005


Five years ago, Mr City, former basement venue in Fulton Market, I swear there was mold down there. Some guy on stage was grinding a contact mic'd pipe while another trudged through the audience growling, dragging broken cymbals chained to his ankle. And Sword Heaven hadn't even started yet. Wait till the drummer plugs in the contact mic that's duct taped around his neck and starts pummeling you into submission so pipe dude can scream and beat hanging sheet metal into your skull. I spent a good ten minutes in front of this scene until deciding to sit on a table near the PA having it shake and shiver my entire spinal cord.

Columbus duo Sword Heaven spent the last decade performing some of the harshest, grinding noise imaginable and releasing it on Load, Not Not Fun, Apop, Fuck It Tapes, and more. This is a self-released cdr I purchased from aforementioned show. The appropriately titled "Beatings" features three tracks of bludgening drums, electronic squelches, and heavy distortion all near the ten minute mark. The first two songs were later rereleased in better quality on a six band triple LP titled "Pisspounder". I haven't hear about them for a while and until the writing of this post, didn't even know they came out with a new LP last august. And apparently the drummer moved to India.


DUST PNEUMONIA BLOOZE

Monday, January 17, 2011

Whitehouse - Great White Death Special Edition (Susan Lawly re-issue 1997)


TAKE A LISTEN/LESSON.
The first fucking masterpiece by the group that "invented" power electronics. Originally released in 1985, it took Whitehouse five years and nine albums to perfect their formula of high & low frequency blasts and verbal assault. Apparently they thought so too and took a year five year break...only to record next with Steve Albini. Contains such classics as "I'm Comin' Up Your Ass" and "Rapemaster". Guaranteed to upset the sensitive and...realistically upset any situation. GODDAMN IF THIS IS NOT SOME OF THE MOST BLISSFULLY PAINFUL HARSH NOISE. Or, maybe my friend was right when she said being berated gets me off.


YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY PLEASE

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Nude Sunrise - Live at Camp Bell, 2010


Recorded May, 22, 2010
on handheld cassette in Gage Park. Same show as the ONO post and the a-side of the tape. This was back when Nude Sunrise was a three piece, sans drummer. Sorry Skatepark USA cuts off at the end, ran out of tape! Still wavy gravy dig it duuuude! More early Nude Sunrise bootlegs to come.

I don't understand why people call them "chill wave". Besides being a stupid name and a stupid genre, it doesn't apply. Too many blasts into guitar worshipping space rock and monolithic synth ala Spacemen 3 for that lofi wussy keyboard hipster crap. They've got a bunch of gigs the next two months before they go on tour. Feel their amps fer yrself.

LOUD MEDITATIVE REPETITOUS RIFFAGE

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Teflon Dawn - Memory Forecast, cassette, 2010


Been meaning to upload this one fer a while. First tape on obscuro Chicago tape label SHITFIX. Haven't heard of it? Probably because its releases are limited to ten or twenty tapes available personally for donation or trade. Also, its run by a quiet and humble awesome dude...shit.disappears.fast. I received this tape with the warning that it was lofi and yussssssss staticy synths and some overblown fuzz but none of it too abrasive. For a cassette titled "Memory Forecast" I hope to hear a refreshing light static rain. Reccommended for fans of slow tape drone churn. Yummm.


If you like this, watch out for a new collaborative tape with Lamella "Twin Travoltas" on Teslavision Intergalactic. Previous projects include Master Bedrooms, Self-Aborting Fetus Gore, and Brainforest. His recent activities can be found via his cassette label SHITFIX and his blog Holoblographic.

SIT & WATCH THE SNOW

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Clique Talk - Demos, cdr, 2007 / Clique Talk, cdr, 2008


Recently I've been obsessed with a new jam called "Hell is Other People" but that's been blogged about soooo...I met JD Chrome when I first moved to Chicago but didn't get to seem 'em perform fer over a year. Since then I've been consistently dancing my ass off at clubs or lofts, inebrieated, sober, or alone all over Chicago. Some of my less flexible friends used to scoff it off as "New Order/Cure" imitators but there's more sinister and EBM influences. Whoever said, "grinding out a niche in the weirdo/dance/noise market" is gettin it kinda close or at least explains to me that why what I think is normal apparently isn't to others. Clique Talk is JD Chrome, J. Drumm, and Brian Other. You can catch them playing around Chicago as Clique Talk, djing, or as a stripped down duo called Valis.

a few notes on their badassery:

1. One time I came over to hang out and J. Drumm was busy mixing a chopped & screwed mix of pitch shifted dirty female rap, so it sounded like husky black men begging to get fucked.

2. then we watched some of starcrash and introduced me to the joys of italian trash cinema.

3. Instructed me on the way of the brass monkey, and has schoooooled me on music over many.

4. Rideknighter, on their self-titled explains what would happen if Michael Knight and KITT got hooked on heroin. "KITT's blacked out, he needs his fix as bad as you."

5. Blossom, in which religion is compared to anal fisting, also off S/T.

6. They were squatting and recording for what had to be over a year in a foreclosed house in pilsen moving around as they had to eventually steal power from the empty top floor...damn i forgot to ask about buying off some of their comic books...

(both cdrs have various covers)
Demos got sludgy digital effects, synthesizers, bass, guitar, drum machines, and processed vocals. The S/T is slicker and more sampled based. Both highly recommended for yer next necromatic dance ritual.

NECRONOMICON, I'M THEE ONLY ONE.

DON'T REPENT YET, YER BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Principia Discordia, 4th ed, 1970


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HAIL ERIS! ~~ καλλιχτι ~~ ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!